Foo Fighters: Funny
Excellent Smoking Gun item featuring the Foo Fighters' hilarious tour rider.
What, do you figure, is on the riders for kids' artists? C'mon, let's baselessly and wildly speculate!
ScribbleMonster: Gallon after gallon of chocolate milk. Plus sticks of butter and dipping sauce. For the butter. Mmmm.
Frances England: Before every show, requires a live goat sacrifice. It's a thing.
Dan Zanes: Also a goat sacrifice. Weird coincidence, huh?
Justin Roberts: Every member of the band gets an Imperial ton of tofu. The tofu serves as their personal couch.
Jimmies: Four cases of Mad Dog 20/20 "Red Grape Wine" flavor, used for cooking only. They bring between 35 and 40 personal hot dishes on which they prepare surprisingly good entrees using only MD 20/20 and ingredients purchased at Circle Ks.
Uncle Rock: Dozens of Chicken McNuggets and/or any other highly synthetic foods from McDonald's, along with three boxes of Twinkies. Turns out that local "love in my food" thing is just an act for this corporate shill. (I kid! I kid!)
Provide your own ideas in the comments!
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Bill, if we each got an Imperial ton of tofu I would EAT mine -- it's tough to find vegan fare on the road! Jackie (Justin Roberts & The Not Ready for Naptime Players)
So, Bill, is that silken, firm, or extra firm for the JR rider.
I understand the Hipwaders require an opera singer at their shows to conduct vocal warmup exercises.
EXTRA firm, or we'll trash the place!
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