When We Were Young...

...we didn't have this new-fangled "good" "music" by "musicians" like you whippersnappers have today.

Nope. We* had -- god help me, I'm telling the truth -- Muhammed Ali encouraging us to have good dental hygeine.

You should be glad for what you have. (And yes, I am, in fact, wearing a cardigan and considering telling some hooligans to get out of my yard, whether or not they are in my yard.)



*I do not, technically speaking, include myself in the plural pronoun, since I have never heard this before today. I just had dye-wielding gum-jabbing evil sadists dental hygenists urging me to brush and floss.